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Old 05-06-2009, 00:34
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Location: Scotland and part-time PP
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Red face Bonys breakout !

A word to the wise !

In days gone by, PP market day,for the stall that surrounds Bonys, it was normal for Jose to let customers of the stall try on articles of clothing in the loo.
Last wednesday, I was pointed in the usual direction, when I wanted to try on a pair of shorts but as there was a man already there... I was told to wait till he comes out, then go in... which I did.( I saw a guy exiting the doorway, with 2 pairs of shorts in his hands)
I then did what I always have, went into the ladies loo, and proceeded to try the shorts on.
It did occur to me... strange the lights are off.
Mid shorts trying on.. I heard a door closing and then a lock turning !
Shorts off, skirt back on was... nae luck... Market day, PP, locked in Bonys ... with various ppl laughing there heads off outside ! (inc my mother...hmmm)

So, to whoever is looking after Bonys for the time being, ....it wis me! I had to move the wide screen and climb outa the windae ! And next time... make sure the premises are empty before locking the doors !

To Jose, get well very soon, I never stole a drop, and closed the windae over, as I left !

...and I am posting my version, before and just in case anyone saw it !

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Old 05-06-2009, 08:16
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brilliant Miriam, thanks for making me laugh so early in the day. I have always dreamed of being locked in a bar .
Btw Jose was about at Bony's yesterday afternoon so hopefully he is on the mend.
Living the dream in PP with my glass half full. .
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:24
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Thanks miriam for making me laugh, not at you, with you, if Jose is around thats great news, lets hope he is on the mend
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:39
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Brill Med, made me laugh too, but did you buy the shorts?
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