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Old 01-06-2005, 18:39
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Default Mr Chuckle's evil revenge

Hi Pollensa,
I was on the forum yesterday afternoon and tried to post to a few threads (you know me ) and kept getting error messages then my Anti-virus program kicked in. At the time I was only on this forum. It may be worth everybody's time to just run their anti-virus programs just in-case.

I read the ezboard message last night when I got in from work 11:30 ish until mind-night ish I looked at all the recent posts and some old ones, then logged on again just now, between these times we seem to have lost a lot of messages that were there last night.

We know this is outside your control. And we all know you are doing a fantastic job. Look on the bright side most of the drivel I posted has gone!:rollin .

Conspiracy theory No1

Hang on maybe this is just a hoax and maybe someone :evil just wanted to make it look this way. When underneath it all it was just a way to delete my posts :eek :eek :eek . Maybe just maybe it's Mr Chuckles:evil , is he out to reek his evil revenge on me?:rollin .

Take care and if we have lost most of our forums, so what, we can always just start them up all over again. Can't we folks.

Rob x
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Old 01-06-2005, 18:42
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Hopefully they will all be restored - it might just take a while, so hang in there!
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Old 01-06-2005, 19:03
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Default Conspiracy theory No2

We'll hang on in there pollensa, don't worry.

Mean while back at my control center a "mole" from ezboard has contacted me and informed me that ezboard was attacked and the ransom note read as follows........
" Ezboard, this is Mr chuckles, yesterday I attacked the Puerto Pollensa forum. Not because of RobJay's comments about my evil empire and desires for PP wide domination (although his theory is correct hahahahahaha:evil ). But in fact my attack was fuel by something far worse than that!>: . The reason for my attack...........................JANE'S JOKES!!!!. If she repeats these jokes I shall return!!! hahahahahaha:evil .
Yours Mr Chuckles"

Now be it far from me to try and say my source (Codename: deep throat) knows what he is talking about. But Jane humor is a dangerous weapon when it comes to PP wide domination. He must have felt threatened by you and your ability to make people laugh ( ok ok smile).

Be careful out there folks

Agent Jay
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Old 01-06-2005, 21:58
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I think someone desperately needs a holiday in PP. :lol
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Old 02-06-2005, 03:07
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Hello Rob

Thanks for making me laugh - I only hope it wasn't my jokes that were the final straw.

However, I'm really sad and angry as well - because of the hackers a lot of posts that are here to help people have disappeared. Posts that members have taken the time to write to help people travelling to PP have a great time.

And that's just our forum - I dread to think how many have been affected.

I just hope that the messages are restored. If not, I've got an awful lot of posting to do to restore the now empty Wine section!!

I did think the message from the EZBoard team was good, though, and I'm sure they're doing their best to put things right again.

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Old 03-06-2005, 05:15
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Hi Jane, I can understand how you feel because I feel the same way. A lot of members have lost their posts. You have put so much effort into your wine Forum.
But we will pull together and rebuild. It may mean re-writing our posts, but I'm sure it will be worth it in the end. I have learned so much from this forum and enjoyed joining in. There is a real sense of community here lets build on that.
I am known for saying " a bad experience is only an experience that we haven't learned or gained from", We have a chance to gain and learn from this and so change this from a bad experience into an experience.
I for one will copy and paste my (important) posts into a word doc and save to disk, that way if this should happen again I can re-post from disk. Don't panic folks I know 99.99% of what I post is 100% drivel :rollin and wont be saving that :lol .
By the way I'm not too sure about "Deep Throat" for some reason his line seems to be busy just now, so can't confirm if it was your jokes or my comments were responsible for this attack. So lets do the adult thing and claim "it wasn't me':rollin
take care.
Rob x
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Old 03-06-2005, 06:20
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Hello Rob

I'll try and get hubby to tell me some more jokes and then I'll post them on the Tapas Board when it's up and running again and use it as an act of defiance!! We will not be beaten!!

You mentioned saving your posts which I thought was a great idea. I do sometimes print off the messages and I only wish I had printed more off. I did print the "Own Up" thread on the wine forum started by Portofan (who seems to have disappeared again) because it was so funny and it will be nice to look back on if it is lost forever

Keep on posting everyone!!

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Old 03-06-2005, 15:20
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Hi Jane

I have printed off your wine reccomendations in PP if it help's.

Little joke just to cheer you up

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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Old 03-06-2005, 16:27
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Hello Snowy,

Another good joke!!

It maybe explains why I've never been a model employee, though!!

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Old 03-06-2005, 17:01
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Snowy I'll be printing that one off right away!:rollin .
Jane hindsight is a precise science we all should have copied the posting we found so useful. But we have all learned a valuable lesson through this. And I feel we have come closer as a community through this.
We will rise again, daft jokes and all!!!:rollin
Stay safe
Rob x
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Old 05-06-2005, 04:41
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Hello Rob

When I read the lastest update from EZboard this morning they mentioned that the "hacker" must have had a "chuckle" when they pushed the send button to wreak havoc on the forums. Was this a code? Is Mr Chuckles really behind this outrage?

Perhaps it was because of my posts on Mir and the wines he stocks?

We'll never know!

Everyone, please post and let's restore this forum to its former glory.

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Old 06-06-2005, 01:46
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I've just lost a Post and I am spitting nails!!!!

If I had the hacker right now!!


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Old 06-06-2005, 06:51
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Default Conspiracy theory No3

OK here is the latest newsflash from Deep Throat.

Last night whilst I(Rob jay) was out with a meal. Mr Chuckles came into the conversation. Caroline confessed to me that last October she was in Mr Chuckles shop, and he smile at her:evil ! :eek :eek :eek .
So yes Jane the hackers did have a chuckle!!!! Mr Chuckles, He's out to get me and steal my girlfriend:evil :eek :eek :eek .
So watch out guys Mr Chuckles goes under the code name "Chuckles El pirata informatico:evil " and is after your women!:eek :eek :eek . Don't be fooled by that poker face, Underneath there is a smile waiting to be released.......Deep throat told me so!!!.
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