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24-10-2014, 16:28

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I been good for so long

Just had to post this

Old lady in court accused of shoplifting.
"Judge" What did you steal from the shop ?
"Old Lady" A tin of peaches my Lord.
"Judge" How many peaches were in the tin ?
"Old Lady" 6 My Lord.
"Judge" In that case to teach you a lesson I sentence you to 6 days imprisonment.
"Old ladies Husband" My Lord may I say something ?
"Judge" Very well.

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"Old ladies Husband" My Lord she also took a tin of PEAS.

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