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Beaches Do you have a favourite beach? Know of any activities on specific beaches?

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Old 29-08-2004, 14:05
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Default Wow, now we're safe!!!

WE HAVE LIFEGUARDS!!!!. Well actually we only have lifeguard chairs at the moment, you know, those tall Baywatch things. There are three of them and a brand new hut just next to Tamarells the beach bar. Alas no actual life guards yet to be seen but I anticipate Pamela Anderson at any moment and I am feeling much safer because of her impending arrival. (How do they run in slow motion??)
Come on Pammy where are you??
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Old 29-08-2004, 20:24
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Default lifeguards

cant wait,
arriving on Tuesday for a week
are you in PP Nick?
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Old 29-08-2004, 20:48
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Default re lifeguards

Hi Smiddy,
yes, but we are off again on Tuesday. Sorry we will miss you.
As I write this, there is thunder,lightning and drops of rain as big as golf balls.
Still can't wait??:lol
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Old 30-08-2004, 00:07
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Default Re Lifeguards

Well it stopped raining and the sun came out, so we took a drive round to the beach at Formentor, and low and behold they actually had a lifeguard sitting in their new chair. Just goes to show that the upper classes are served better than us lower classes. However he looked less like David Hasselhoff and more like the Fat Controller, so I don't think he could have saved money, let alone a life.
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Old 30-08-2004, 02:04
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Default Lifeguards

Are the guys that collect the money for the sunloungers perhaps lifeguard trained and at long last they get the chairs???
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