Baby, You Can Drive My Car !!!!!
Was on the blower to Jose last night discussing matters of great national importance .
How far should the EU bail Portugal out ? , when should we pull out of Libya? and last, but not least, the price of drinks in Bonys this season !!! However he told me of a marvelous new service being offered this year to compliment the renovation of the Square. Valet Car Parking. Wow !!! Apparently you just drive up at the side of La Piaza , lower your window and hold up a Bonys beer mat in your left arm ( Left hand drive, remember, folks !) He will then rush over , take your car for a spin around town until he finds a parking space. He's fully comped insured through Bonys Investment Holdings (Insurance ) S.p.a. so no worries on that score, Guys !!! At the end of your great night out you pop into Bonys for a night cap and ask him to call up your car. Back it will come . He will adjust the front seats so that the lady's feet can reach the pedals and the passenger seat is properly inclined for the guys to have a nice kip on the way home to the casa. The guy , obviously , deserves to succeed with service like this. Enjoy yourselves BonysLad :):) |
Does he do Vans also ??
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No prob, Snowy
But you have to buy a " double " BonysLad ;) You're up early , can't you sleep ? You obviously need some of Bella's " black out" curtains !!!! Don't you just lurve a woman who's not afraid in the dark, eh Mate !!!!! |
If he drove your car home for you and ordered you a taxi at the end of the night then I'd call that service.
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Your not doing bad yourself get kicked out again for snoring. Bella's not afraid of the dark but I would be of Bella. |
BL. Yet another well timed post for today me thinks! Interesting concept though - although the early local milk cart may be better for some!;)
Am I losing my pink and fluffy image by any chance Snows?:cool: |
Ah!!! BL that explains something that i have been puzzled about. There has been a new sign outside La Piazza for a few weeks but it is covered up, i have been wondering what it was for.;)
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Early? You obviously stayed up all night concocting that one BL! :D Bella it was the early morning dust cart and they only let us on if we sang American pie very loudly ;) |
Well done Pretty Polle,
Hands down win to you in the April Fools Stake , didn't even catch old Sws this year !!!! Snowy, Jose says if your van is over 18 cwt ( thinks your's maybe ?? ) you will need to buy a Yorkie Bar along with your double .Bella, sure ain't no pussycat but that won't stop us talking about her at the tops of our voices , like we did last year, come O'Lumes in a couple of weeks ;) Hey Ho Silver Debs, Don't get too involved with the gee gees ! Would hate you to end up walking funny and talking like John Wayne ( " The Heck I do !!! " ). Have fun everybody BonysLad :D:D |
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what makes this even funnier is Jose may read this and think WOW what a great idea ama gona try dat LMAO
Can see BL as Jose,s car Jockey to funny :) :) |
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Of course it does Debz, but not those cheapo black ones :eek:...it has to be the nice blue ones with the orange tie/handles ;);).
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Absolutely dahling!! ;)
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